03 5 / 2013
03 5 / 2013
so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today
legolas returns
my teacher wrote this himself
also when i told him about how many notes it has he nearly choked on his coffee so thanks for nearly killing my english teacher
(via turtlequeen1997)
03 5 / 2013
In case you ever forgot Tex was a badass motherfucker
On your knees - Jeff Williams Feat. Sandy Casey and Lamar Hill
bitch in black hard as stone
need no friends work alone
3 on 1 they shoulda sent 4
every time you stand up your back on the floor
a punch in the balls and a kick to the head
get it on boys or you’re gonna get dead
think ya got skills but you’re sinking like a stone
next time fuckers you should just stay home
you can screw nevada
mess with maine
leave hawaii in a puddle of pain
you can beat virginia till she’s down on the floor
but if you fuck with tex you’ll be on your knees for sure
motherfucker
“advantage: texas”—got that right
bet you buys sleep well tonight
lick those wounds, nurse those sores
name reserved and that’s who for
you got 9 lives, she’s got 10
after that she’ll ride again
bit of a badass anyone can tell
that crazy bitch is hell’s angel
oklahoma beat down
pennsylvania dead and drown
minnesota castigate
massachusetts flagellate
bitch slap tennesee
dc dead see?
utah is a fucking mess
oregon in great duress
maryland is on her knees
louisiana? bitch….please.
mississippi worst day ever
north dakota not much better
missouri in a stranglehold
montana’s corpse is getting cold
bleeding time for old kentucky
indiana not so lucky
vermont could use a four leaf clover
new jersey it is almost over
pick up delaware and slam her
call the meds for alabama
michigan has been destroyed
ditto that for illinois
new hampshire should have brought a friend
west virginia’s at her end
colorado crash and burn
kansas point of know return
georgia’s underneath a bus
california’s really fucked
idaho and south dakota
give it up your time is over
nebraska cancel all appointments
washington we’ve got your ointments
ohio don’t stand a chance
wyoming needs a change of pants
rhode island you cannot not surmount
puerto rico -does that even count?
pummel down on carolina
connecticut you’re such a whiner
arkansas eat my dust
alaska is a total bust
you can screw nevada
mess with maine
leave hawaii in a puddle of pain
you can beat virginia till she’s down on the floor
but if you fuck with tex
if you fuck with tex
if you fuck with tex you’ll be on your knees for sure
Motherfucker!
god I love this song
03 5 / 2013
Rewatching RvB Reconstruction
Wash: “Some Freelancers tried to get to Alpha on their own. They broke into the secret storage facility where it was being kept.”
Me: And so by “secret storage facility” you mean the front room of the spaceship they live on. Yep, real secret storage facility that one…
03 5 / 2013
there’s nowhere left to fall // yet another fanmix for agent texas
01. serial killer - lana del rey 02. oh no! - marina and the diamonds 03. she’s long gone - the black keys 04. beat the devil’s tattoo - black rebel motorcycle club 05. you know i’m no good - amy winehouse 06. now - paramore 07. wolf like me (tv on the radio cover) - lera lynn 08. help i’m alive - metric 09. giving up the gun - vampire weekend 10. hero - regina spektor
