23 7 / 2014

sluttyoliveoil:

life hack

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22 7 / 2014

  • 1: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • 2: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • 1: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • 2: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • 1: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • 2: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • 1: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • 2: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • 1: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • 2: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • 1: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • 2: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • 1: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • 2: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • 1: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • 2: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • 1: Wait-
  • 2: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • 1: I didn't-
  • 2: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • 2: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • 2: PEACE

22 7 / 2014

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22 7 / 2014


Me when I see a cute boy

Me when I see a cute boy

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22 7 / 2014

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

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22 7 / 2014

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a personĀ 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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22 7 / 2014

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

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20 7 / 2014

20 7 / 2014

20 7 / 2014

Evil clowns = juggalos?

Evil clowns = juggalos?

(Source: twitter.com, via thecactusinthevalley)